I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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