North Korea, Best Korea!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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