yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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