okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I could have mohawked her pubes.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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