No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Randomize
