dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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She's the barista slut.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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