She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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