She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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