Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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