i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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