i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Randomize
