I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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