I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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