OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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