I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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