That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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