Define "chronic" masturbator.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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