I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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