Its about making memories worth repressing
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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