my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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