Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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