none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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