some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
