Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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