he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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