Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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