they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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