It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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