but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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