The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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