make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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