Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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