i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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