you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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