she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
