Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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