entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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