my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"