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• (310): View more from California

  my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"

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