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• (716): View more from New York

  I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay

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• (214): View more from Texas

  She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter

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  Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.

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• (369): View more from California

  I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?

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  Lol, last year was UNREAL

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?

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