You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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