Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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