My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The air was thick with penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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