it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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