How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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