just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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