2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.