i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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