Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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