i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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