i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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