i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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