hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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