He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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