Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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