I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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